The Director of Mentors in Goonswarm Federation, Andski, began preparation for the upcoming GSF newbie drive on Somethingawful by seeking to update the 2010-era Newbie Guide. Two newbies - Boliver Shagnasti and Samahiel Sotken - stepped forward and spearheaded the project, and the result is frankly a work of art: a 1950's Pulp Scifi magazine full of internet spaceships and sociopathy. 

Check it out here.